[The sounds of celebratory champagne corks a-popping, party horns a-honking, and gleeful giddy two fingered hands clapping may catch your attention drifting out of the journal today. Why? Well that doesn’t exactly long remain a mystery.]

Ha! All that planning to send Zim off to a horrible messy tentacle monster death and we didn’t even have to do ( Read more... )

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[FILTERED AWAY FROM ZIM]

[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.

It’s kinda creepy.]

We- The Almighty Tallest, ( Read more... )

[Route C.... And technically everyone across the board, because the Tallest figured the stupid magic book is the be-all and end-all of everyone’s lives here in... Wherever they are. If you happen to be on the ship, you’ll notice that your SUPERIOR LEADERS have... Commandeered the ship.

Except not really. They’re just standing somewhere really high, ( Read more... )

[There's the sound of two voices muttering and arguing over something before they become clear.  One sounds kind of like a cross between the Riddler and a used car salesman, while the other one just sounds like a drag queen.]

Wait, I don't see a view screen on this thing. How am I supposed to see the looks of fear on peoples' faces when they ( Read more... )